These Actual Mar A Lago Reviews are Freaking HILARIOUS!

We’re taking a break from satire for a minute to report on a discovery we have made while aimlessly perusing the internet.  As it turns out, reading the reviews of Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Resort on Yelp, TripAdvisor, and Google, is an old-fashioned good time!

Have no fear!  We have compiled some of the greatest hits below!  We hope you enjoy!

(The last one is EPIC! Seriously, you’ll love it! … Okay, now scroll down)  


We’ll start with a softball.  This person has very legitimate (and very descriptive!) concerns with the mediocre food she was given.  You know it costs $200,000.00 per year to be a member at Mar A Lago?





Well played, Mitch! We see what you did there, you clever bastard!

This place is HUGE


The absolute epitome of first-world problems.


Indeed!  What IS with all the protesters?





I think we’re starting to see a theme with the food here, Mr. President!


We think he spelled “exfoliating bath oils” wrong. 


Even the 5 star reviews are awesome!





… And now for the finale.

Can you just picture the pompous arrogance dripping from this guy?  It’s not like we’re talking about a cheap motel.  This is an elite golf resort with six-figure membership fees.  This manager is probably going to be the next FBI Director soon.

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