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Trump Says ‘Learning Great Things’ from House of Cards

May 30, 2017May 31, 2017 Jay Werthy
House of Cards Character Frank Underwood and President Donald Trump

As many avid fans are well-aware, Tuesday was the release date of Season 5 of the hit Netflix Original series House of Cards.  The show stars a ruthlessly malevolent politician named Frank Underwood, played by […]

25 CommentsEntertainment, PoliticsDonald Trump, Frank Underwood, House of Cards, Season 5, Trump

These Actual Mar A Lago Reviews are Freaking HILARIOUS!

May 29, 2017May 30, 2017 Jay Werthy

We’re taking a break from satire for a minute to report on a discovery we have made while aimlessly perusing the internet.  As it turns out, reading the reviews of Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Resort on […]

21 CommentsEntertainmentfunny, mar a lago, reviews, Trump

Trump Wants Executive Order Abolishing Impeachment

May 29, 2017 Jay Werthy
Trump Wants Executive Order Abolishing Impeachment

White House staffers leaked details of a conversation between President Trump and his legal team early Monday morning. Apparently outraged by mountains of bad press and talks of impeachment, the President is trying to find […]

1,081 CommentsPoliticschecks and balances, executive order, impeachment, Trump

Trump: Melania ‘Actually Can’t Keep Her Hands Off Me’

May 28, 2017 Jay Werthy
Donald and Melania Trump

During the President’s trip to Europe and the Middle East, the world took notice that Melania seemed to reject the President’s attempt to hold her hand on two separate occasions.  In one video clip, Melania […]

17 CommentsEntertainment, PoliticsDonald Trump, Hold Hands, Melania, Melania Trump

Trump Wants His Own Monument in Washington D.C.

May 27, 2017May 27, 2017 Jay Werthy
Trump Giving Speech About His Monument

President Trump’s final stop on his 9-day tour of the Middle East and Europe was to speak at Naval Air Station Sigonella, in Italy.  He spent some time to honor Memorial Day with the troops, […]

21 CommentsEntertainment, Politics, World NewsItaly, Memorial Day, Monument, Speech, Trump

LEAKED: Trump Lawyer Flees Country to Become Monk

May 26, 2017 Jay Werthy
Trump and his Lawyer Kasowitz

During his trip abroad this past week, President Trump announced that he had hired a private lawyer, Marc Kasowitz, to represent him amid talks of impeachment. Today, however, it seems that Mr. Kasowitz had a […]

24 CommentsEntertainment, Politicsinvestigation, kasowitz, lawyer, Leak, leaked, Trump

Pilot Fired by Trump Over Flight Turbulence

May 25, 2017 Jay Werthy
Donald Trump on Air Force One

As President Trump was lecturing NATO officials about finance issues in Brussels, Belgium Wednesday, information leaked from his staff that there was an animated altercation between him and an unidentified Air Force One pilot.  This […]

26 CommentsPolitics, World Newsair force one, pilot, pope, Spicer, Trump

Spicer Barred from Meeting Pope Due to Trump’s Jealousy?

May 24, 2017 Jay Werthy
Spicer Barred From Meeting The Pope

As President Donald Trump concluded his tour of the Vatican today, information emerged that he intentionally excluded his Press Secretary Sean Spicer, who is a devout Catholic, from meeting Pope Francis.  Although there has been […]

19 CommentsPolitics, World NewsJealousy, pope, pope francis, Sean Spicer, Spicer

Trump Says He Wants to ‘Run for Pope’

May 23, 2017May 23, 2017 Jay Werthy
President Donald Trump and Pope Francis

Tuesday was the conclusion of President Trump’s second leg of his international trip to the Middle East and Europe.  Before departing on Air Force One for Rome, Italy and Vatican City to meet Pope Francis, […]

27 CommentsEntertainment, Politicspope, pope francis, president, Trump, vatican

Paul Ryan ‘Thankful for the 5th Amendment’

May 22, 2017 Jay Werthy
Paul Ryan and Kevin McCarthy

It appears that the media are not the only people having trouble keeping up with the endless onslaught of highly public controversies surrounding the Trump administration.  Speaker of the House Paul Ryan was caught speaking […]

24 CommentsPoliticsmichael flynn, open mic, Paul Ryan, Trump

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